A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013 

• Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
• Moldova: wtf is that dress
• Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
• Belgium: *stares into your soul*
• Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
• Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS

blackbirdrose:

bennetwilcox:

IT’S THE SAME GUY FROM LAST YEAR

#he’s like the doctor and river’s awkward lovechild

xlongbottom:

when you’re sad

remember the malta guy

studjolras:

i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically

sassygayalexkralie:

hooperbay:

i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom

yeah its called all of europe

(Source: maxnormaltv)

isabellealightwood:

ALCOHOL IS FREE!!!

and-im-enjolras:

I think Britain could have just placed Tom Hiddleston on the stage and have him walking around and laughing for a couple of minutes and they’d have won

ladyknight24:

So the conclusion is my vote goes to the 3 gayest performances and a song about free alcohol……story of my life

dunwall:

connorkawaii:

“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”

at least the alcohol is free

thatfuckingcrowv2:

what tekken game is this

(Source: manutellla)

zarys:

Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together

overwhelmed-with-fandoms:

Highlights of Eurovision

There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP

There is Greece with the free alcohol

You got Iceland with Thor 

Romania with the Dracula and half naked men

And of course Malta with the very happy man

esc

12 points to Romania from Tumblr 

(Source: jessy-a-wessy)

"You can’t vote for the UK, but please, dear god, hopefully someone in Europe will."

hoflords:

Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.